werewof:

me owning the kangaroos at the zoo

werewof:

me owning the kangaroos at the zoo

(Source: smalltwink, via orgasmic-humor)

babybowsers:

me: *petting a cat* nice

cat: *bathes self where i touched it*

me: image

(via rneerkat)

boys-and-suicide:

weird-amphibious-dolphin:

kiei:

Super Mario vs Pacman by Unknown

This was a ride from beginning to end

This was so entertaining to watch

boys-and-suicide:

weird-amphibious-dolphin:

kiei:

Super Mario vs Pacman by Unknown

This was a ride from beginning to end

This was so entertaining to watch

(via rneerkat)

celestiialfawn:

marelunae:

neptune818:

Omg what?

yesss, Werqqq!

I’ll never be this amazing

(Source: cocaineteas)

babybowsers:

me: *petting a cat* nice

cat: *bathes self where i touched it*

me: image

(via c1assyindividual)

Trust the vibes you get, energy doesn’t lie.

(via mermaidporn)

(Source: shanharlin, via m00ncum)

Joke of the day.

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

(Source: flyingscotsman, via c1assyindividual)

mydogsnokes:

I’m still like 53% sure that every once in a while aliens pour water onto the earth and that’s where rain comes from

(via snorlaxatives)

cantwaitforpizza:

i can’t stop laughing he’s like what no climb

(Source: vine-gif, via executive-producer-dick-wolf)

the-frozen-everdeen:

me: sorry I’m late i had to pet some cats on the way here

(via theyellowbrickroad)