squidwurd:

blueexorcist:

I really want to run away from home and live in a sewer I don’t even give a shit

you will have plenty of shits if you live in the sewer

soselfimportant:

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

barricadeponine:

i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land

what an incredibly empowering view of mermaids wow

rapewhistled:

bumrollplease:

rapewhistled:

*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks

i literally say this a hundred times a day

*16 year old girl voice* literally.